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  • jinos
    • Feb 2007
    • 378

    Cricket jokes!!!

    1.Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
    Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.

    2.After the World cup, Saurabh Ganguly has a head-on with Ricky Ponting. And Ponting says- "Humare paas Brett Lee hai, Glenn McGrath hai, aura ab toh World Cup bhi hai. Tumhare paas kya hai?"
    Ganguly replies "Humaare paas?? Humare paas...Ma hai. Sehwag ki Ma!!"

    3.Books of Cricketers
    Foolproof Fielding - Saurav Ganguly
    Evils of Gambling - Shane Warne and Mark Waugh
    Diplomacy - Umpire Darrel Hair
    My Maiden Test Century- Courtney Walsh (only the covers printed so far)
    Books from Geoffrey Boycott - Playing For Your Team, French Conversation Skills, 101 Ways to Show Her You Care with the sequel Understanding Women.
    Javagal Srinath's Fitness Secrets
    The Catcher In The Deep - Venkatesh Prasad
    A Tail Of Two Runs - Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Javagal Srinath and Venkatesh Prasad
    Every Which Way But The Stumps - Indian fielders
    The Art of Clapping - Ajay Jadeja
    The Silence of the Keepers - Nayan Mongia & Moin Khan
    Cheery Press Conferences I have known - Mohammed Azharuddin
    Big Hitting - Rahul Dravid
    Facing Fast Bowlers - Ajay Jadeja

    4.When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once.
    With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!
    He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didn't show anything about me in it!"
    The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called 'Border', but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?

    5.Full form of cricketer's name
    Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
    Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
    Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
    More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
    Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result/ Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely
    Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
    Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
    Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
    Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours Keeps A Record
    Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now Acknowledged Top Hand
    Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble Attackers
    Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely
    Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately
    Shastri - Shall His Achievements Still Truly Remain Interred?
    Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul
    Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed
    Sidhu - Shall I Drop Him Unfairly?
    Mongia - Many Of Nayan's Gatherings Instigate Admiration
    Raman - Remember, All Madrasis Are Nervous
    Amol - Another Mumbai-ite Overly Lauded?
    Muzumdar - Mediocre Underachiever Zealously Undertakes Many Drives And Run-outs
    "Love is something more stern and splendid than mere kindness".
  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    #2
    incredible............thanks for sharing this on mate...............
    and this rep is for ur efforts......
    gud luck in posting more of these
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

    **************************************

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    • jinos
      • Feb 2007
      • 378

      #3
      thanks buddy for the appreciation..........

      "Love is something more stern and splendid than mere kindness".

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      • s4sree
        • Oct 2006
        • 4854

        #4
        you are welcome.......mate

        and u deserve it......i really like the way u are active.............and u are a fast learner toooo
        ******************************
        If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
        keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

        **************************************

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        • jiksjones
          • Mar 2007
          • 23

          #5
          sachins Daughter: Ma ma look papa hitting sixers and fours....

          sachins wife: noway baby that might be an advertisement

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          • s4sree
            • Oct 2006
            • 4854

            #6
            Originally posted by jiksjones View Post
            sachins Daughter: Ma ma look papa hitting sixers and fours....

            sachins wife: noway baby that might be an advertisement
            thats a good one too............
            thanks mate
            ******************************
            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

            **************************************

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