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A team of young budding Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
So the Managers discussed and put up a project plan with roles and responsibilities. The
Manager who was responsible for organizing the resources went out and got a ladder and a tape.
The tape measure was just the ordinary tape of 6 feet.
The lead manager assigned another manager to go on top of the pole and start the measure. They
were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.
An Engineer came along and saw what they' were trying to do. He walked over pulled the
flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to
one of the managers and walked away.
After the Engineer went away, one manager turns head to another and laughs.
"Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for height and he gives the length"
Moral: No matter how good engineer you are, Manager always finds fault in you.
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An English professor wrote the words:
" A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote :
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote :
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful!!
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Boy : your slippers look nice! Girl :if u continue talking like this,my
slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice..
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So the Managers discussed and put up a project plan with roles and responsibilities. The
Manager who was responsible for organizing the resources went out and got a ladder and a tape.
The tape measure was just the ordinary tape of 6 feet.
The lead manager assigned another manager to go on top of the pole and start the measure. They
were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.
An Engineer came along and saw what they' were trying to do. He walked over pulled the
flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to
one of the managers and walked away.
After the Engineer went away, one manager turns head to another and laughs.
"Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for height and he gives the length"
Moral: No matter how good engineer you are, Manager always finds fault in you.
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An English professor wrote the words:
" A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote :
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote :
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful!!
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Boy : your slippers look nice! Girl :if u continue talking like this,my
slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice..
*************************************
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