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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you
wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives
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If u r married please ignore this MSG,
For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you
wish you had ordered that.
*********
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
*********
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
*********
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
*********
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
*********
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives
*********
If u r married please ignore this MSG,
For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
...thnk uu....tat was gr88
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