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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    PrOfFeSsIoNaLs

    1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

    2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

    3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

    4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

    5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

    6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

    7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

    8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

    9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

    10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

    11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

    12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

    13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

    14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

    15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

    17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

    18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

    19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

    20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments




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    Socho ki agar.....ab computer technology se related filme banne lage toh unka title kya hoga..........


    Hang to hona hi tha
    Hamara disc aapke paas hai
    Programmer no.1
    Mujhse chat karoge
    Hum aapke memory mein rehte hain
    Java waale job le jayenge
    Do proccesor barah terminal
    Tera code chal gaya
    Har din jo mail karega
    Network ke uss paar
    Mera naam developer
    Debugging koi khel nahin
    Jis computer mein virus rehta hai
    Client ek numbari programmer dus numbari
    Login karo saajna
    Naukar PC ka
    1942-A bug story
    Kaho na virus hai
    Crash se crash takk
    Haan maine bhi debug kiya hai
    Password de ke dekho
    Terminal apna login parayi
    Mr.Network lal
    Ek computer ek programmer

    REP kiya to darna kya
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

    **************************************
  • STALIN
    • Mar 2007
    • 110

    #2
    nice joke keep on posting
    sigpic]Pain of missings friends isn't their absence, but its when you think of the good times you have shared and you ask yourself "Will those moments ever come again................."[/B]

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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854

      #3
      thanks mate......................
      ******************************
      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

      **************************************

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      • ravy93
        • Nov 2006
        • 3004

        #4
        cool
        thanks 4 sharing...

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        • s4sree
          • Oct 2006
          • 4854

          #5
          you are welcome buddy.....................
          ******************************
          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

          **************************************

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          • s4sree
            • Oct 2006
            • 4854

            #6
            you are welcome mate.........................
            ******************************
            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

            **************************************

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            • teena
              • Nov 2006
              • 5716

              #7
              Sree kutta ethil njan work cheyyuna companyum undu ...enallum ethu kurachu koodi poyi

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              • s4sree
                • Oct 2006
                • 4854

                #8
                aiyooo........chorry chechi...........njaan athu aringilla,......
                aringirunenkil njaan athine kurichu mathram bold aayitu postiyene
                ******************************
                If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                **************************************

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                • teena
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5716

                  #9
                  Njan jeevchu pokkotu mone....ninne kondu oru rakshayum illalo

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                  • s4sree
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 4854

                    #10
                    Originally posted by teena View Post
                    Njan jeevchu pokkotu mone....ninne kondu oru rakshayum illalo
                    appozhalle......chechi enne marakathe irikku................
                    ******************************
                    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                    **************************************

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                    • teena
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5716

                      #11
                      Ninne engane marakkum ...nee evide okke angu niranju nilkuvalle..z

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                      • s4sree
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 4854

                        #12
                        Originally posted by teena View Post
                        Ninne engane marakkum ...nee evide okke angu niranju nilkuvalle..z
                        pakshe veetukarku manasilaavande njaan ingane pura nirangu nikukayanenu..............
                        ******************************
                        If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                        keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                        **************************************

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                        • teena
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5716

                          #13
                          Athu venal njan ninte parentsinod parayam

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                          • s4sree
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 4854

                            #14
                            Originally posted by teena View Post
                            Athu venal njan ninte parentsinod parayam
                            hoo.......chechiyude e sanmanasaanu eniku ishtapetathu.....kandille enthoru sahayam aanu cheyunathu.........
                            pakshe athu thalkaalam venda , .....njaan kurachu naalu koode manasamadhaanamayitu jeevikate
                            ******************************
                            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                            **************************************

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                            • teena
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5716

                              #15
                              Engane nalla manasulla oru chechyzine vere evidelum kittumo...

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