Oh!!!Yes I'm Fine...........

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's
>fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
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>"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the
>lawyer.
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>Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
>favorite mule, Bessie, into the......"
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>"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer my
>question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
>
>Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
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>down the road...."
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>The lawyer interrupted again, turned towards the Judge and said, "My Lord,
>I
>am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man
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>told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several
>weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a
>fraud. Please tell him to simply answer my question."
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>By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to
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>the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
>Bessie."
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>Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded...........
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>"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the
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>trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and
>trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was
>thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. It hurt me real
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>bad and I couldn't move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and
>groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape, just by her groans! Shortly
>after the accident, a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear
>Bessie moaning and groaning. So he went over to her, looked at her and
>seeing her serious condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the
>eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at
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>me and said, "How are you feeling?"
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>"Now what the Hell would you say.......?"