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Bengali
One Bengali = poet
Two Bengalis = a film society
Three Bengalis = political party
Four Bengalis = two political parties
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis = caste killing
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall
Two Mallus = a boat race
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket
Four Mallus = oil slick
UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus = stock market scam
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 am
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall
Two Mumbaikars = film studio
Three Mumbaikars = slum
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket
Two Sindhis = papad factory
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
Marwari
One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community
Haryanvi
One Haryanavi = tube light
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough
One Bengali = poet
Two Bengalis = a film society
Three Bengalis = political party
Four Bengalis = two political parties
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis = caste killing
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall
Two Mallus = a boat race
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket
Four Mallus = oil slick
UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus = stock market scam
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 am
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall
Two Mumbaikars = film studio
Three Mumbaikars = slum
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket
Two Sindhis = papad factory
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
Marwari
One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community
Haryanvi
One Haryanavi = tube light
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough
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