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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    A Letter To Bill Gates...!!!!

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
    Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

    2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

    3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

    4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

    5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

    7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

    8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
    money.

    9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

    Best regards,

    Banta Singh
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

    **************************************
  • teena
    • Nov 2006
    • 5716

    #2
    Hehe nice n funny....sreeyude friend ano banta singh...kidding tto

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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854

      #3
      ohh....e chechiyude oru karyam....................
      vannu vannu ippol eniku oru secret-um illathakumallo...............
      ******************************
      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

      **************************************

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      • teena
        • Nov 2006
        • 5716

        #4
        Sreeye e banta singhine enikonnu kanan pattumo..z

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        • s4sree
          • Oct 2006
          • 4854

          #5
          Originally posted by teena View Post
          Sreeye e banta singhine enikonnu kanan pattumo..z
          hmm......sadharana kaanan patilla appoint okke edukanam.......................pinne chechiku kananam ennu nirbhandhamanenkil........njaan shayikkam....pakshe athu chechi aayathu kondu maathram........ok
          ******************************
          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

          **************************************

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          • teena
            • Nov 2006
            • 5716

            #6
            Oho appo pullikaran valliya nilayil analle...central jailil vallathum ano...z...

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            • s4sree
              • Oct 2006
              • 4854

              #7
              Originally posted by teena View Post
              Oho appo pullikaran valliya nilayil analle...central jailil vallathum ano...z...
              alla chechi....chennai il thanne ondu........aale manasilaayo???

              ille..........

              chechiyude aduthu thanne ondu............ipol manasilaayo?
              ******************************
              If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
              keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

              **************************************

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              • teena
                • Nov 2006
                • 5716

                #8
                hmm...athu enikku nallathupole ettu...enikkum chance kittum kto...chumma paranjatha tto...z!!!

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                • s4sree
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4854

                  #9
                  Originally posted by teena View Post
                  hmm...athu enikku nallathupole ettu...enikkum chance kittum kto...chumma paranjatha tto...z!!!
                  aint i getting better....?
                  ******************************
                  If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                  keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                  **************************************

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                  • sparrow
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 3974

                    #10
                    thats an awesome joke
                    Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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                    • s4sree
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 4854

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sparrow View Post
                      thats an awesome joke
                      Thank you chechiz................
                      ******************************
                      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                      **************************************

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                      • teena
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5716

                        #12
                        Sreeye e letternte reply kitiyo?...pinne dont fg8 to post d reply here once u get it...

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                        • s4sree
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 4854

                          #13
                          Originally posted by teena View Post
                          Sreeye e letternte reply kitiyo?...pinne dont fg8 to post d reply here once u get it...

                          ohh, eniku ini reply kittum ennu thonnunilla ...
                          coz onnukil bill gates suicide cheyum allenkil e letterine udamasthane konnu kaanum......and since bill is still here......
                          ******************************
                          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                          **************************************

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                          • teena
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5716

                            #14
                            Ayyo banta singh ippol jeevanodille?? :saadd: :saadd:

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                            • s4sree
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 4854

                              #15
                              Originally posted by teena View Post
                              Ayyo banta singh ippol jeevanodille?? :saadd: :saadd:

                              maybe olichirikukayaayirikkum.......enthaayalum ithuvare vere news onnum illa........
                              ******************************
                              If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                              keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                              **************************************

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