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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile... ..
somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached Safely
Date: 21 st July, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones.
I've just reached safely and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was ........
**********************************************
Working For India
Who works for India ???
The population of India is 100 crores.
100,000,00,000
But 19 crores are retired.
-19,000,00,000
That leaves 81 crores do the work.
81,000,00,000
There are 25 crores in school,
-25,000,00,000
which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
56,000,00,000
Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt ,
-22,000,00,000
leaving 34 crores to do the work.
34,000,00,000
4 crores are in the Armed Forces,
-4,000,00,000
which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,000,00,0 00
Take away from above total the 20 crores people work
for State Governments
(State Government employees officially do not work!)
-20,000,00,000
and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
10,000,00,000
Total unemployed are 8 crores
-8,000,00,000
and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
2,000,00,000
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in
hospitals,
-1,200,00,000
leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
80,00,000
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are
79,99,998
people are in prisons throughout the country.
-79,99,998
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
2
You and me!!!
And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails .
So I am
the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India
is surviving!!!
Now, please log out of this mail and do your job because, for a change, I
want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that...!
:laugh: .................................:laugh:
How was it..............? pleae post your replies........
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile... ..
somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached Safely
Date: 21 st July, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones.
I've just reached safely and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was ........
**********************************************
Working For India
Who works for India ???
The population of India is 100 crores.
100,000,00,000
But 19 crores are retired.
-19,000,00,000
That leaves 81 crores do the work.
81,000,00,000
There are 25 crores in school,
-25,000,00,000
which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
56,000,00,000
Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt ,
-22,000,00,000
leaving 34 crores to do the work.
34,000,00,000
4 crores are in the Armed Forces,
-4,000,00,000
which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,000,00,0 00
Take away from above total the 20 crores people work
for State Governments
(State Government employees officially do not work!)
-20,000,00,000
and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
10,000,00,000
Total unemployed are 8 crores
-8,000,00,000
and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
2,000,00,000
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in
hospitals,
-1,200,00,000
leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
80,00,000
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are
79,99,998
people are in prisons throughout the country.
-79,99,998
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
2
You and me!!!
And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails .
So I am
the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India
is surviving!!!
Now, please log out of this mail and do your job because, for a change, I
want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that...!
:laugh: .................................:laugh:
How was it..............? pleae post your replies........
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