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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am
Banta Singh".
Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No
No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him
and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and
answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"
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A woman, a bus and a baby
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Women of India
Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane.
They were just talking among themselves when
Rabri said : 'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy.
So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said : If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy.
Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.'
Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make one billion Indians happy.
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A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am
Banta Singh".
Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No
No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him
and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and
answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"
************************************************** *******
************************************************** *******
A woman, a bus and a baby
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
************************************************** ****
************************************************** ****
Women of India
Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane.
They were just talking among themselves when
Rabri said : 'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy.
So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said : If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy.
Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.'
Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make one billion Indians happy.
**************____________________________******** *********
if you like these posts,......then plz post you replies and repz...............
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