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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!
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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why does glue, stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it buildingwhen its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
If you aren't supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
We are a funny bunch of people, living in a seriously funny world.
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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if you like these posts....kindly post your replies and repz............thankyou
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!
*********************************************
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why does glue, stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it buildingwhen its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
If you aren't supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
We are a funny bunch of people, living in a seriously funny world.
**************************************************
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
************************************************** *****
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
************________________________************** *
if you like these posts....kindly post your replies and repz............thankyou
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