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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    Surprise........................

    TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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    Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!



    Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave
    me the mirror. I
    mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?


    Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
    like that, but I
    think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with
    this stuff I
    think.


    Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is
    adorable. And you could
    easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look
    so cute I think. I
    was actually going to do that except that I was afraid
    it would accent
    my long neck.


    Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your
    neck! Anything to
    take attention away from these football player
    shoulders of mine.
    Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love
    to have your
    shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean,
    look at my arms,
    see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I
    could get clothes to
    fit me so much easier.
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    NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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    Man 1: Haircut?

    Man 2: Yeah.

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    Have a nice day everybody


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    You cheat
    You didn't close your eyes
    So no Surprises for you :laugh:
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    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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  • sparrow
    • Dec 2006
    • 3974

    #2
    ha ha thats nice..............
    Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854

      #3
      heheheheee...
      i think you liked the 2nd one better .......right???
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      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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      • teena
        • Nov 2006
        • 5716

        #4
        Daaaa njan eyes close cheythekuvayirunnu....veruthe orupadangu mohichu poyi...:saadd:...z...

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        • s4sree
          • Oct 2006
          • 4854

          #5
          chechiyeee,......enthinaaa veruthey number irakkunne.......huh....
          eniku aringukoode e teenazine......
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          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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