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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasnt my wife! The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: And that woman was my mother!
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!
The wife went; ah! with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out and I cant remember who she was!
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT COPY IF YOU CANT PASTE!
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!
The wife went; ah! with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out and I cant remember who she was!
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT COPY IF YOU CANT PASTE!
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