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  • sreekumarp
    • Sep 2006
    • 247

    missed period

    An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
    tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge."

    "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a
    beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.

    If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a
    miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him;

    "Then you try again...!"
  • dannymon
    • Feb 2007
    • 140

    #2
    wow thats funny thanks

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    • sparrow
      • Dec 2006
      • 3974

      #3
      he he .. nice one
      Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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      • raj50543
        • Oct 2006
        • 95

        #4
        good one............thanks

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        • meerahul
          • Oct 2006
          • 158

          #5
          ...hehe tat was funny...thnx 4 de post...keep postin...
          " Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation..... "

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          • paul.vargh
            • Aug 2007
            • 75

            #6
            Thats a nice one Try this
            The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

            On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
            Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
            "Good morning,
            Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
            "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
            "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
            "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
            After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
            "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor
            is fun You can really spread out there."
            "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"
            "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
            "My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.
            "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd not be disappointed with that."
            "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
            The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
            "Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
            "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
            "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
            "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right.

            People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"

            "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

            "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too.
            The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
            Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
            Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"
            "It's true, Ma'am, yes..

            Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

            Tripod?"Asked Mrs. Smith.
            "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

            Mrs. Smith fainted!!

            Ha ha ha!!!
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