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Basics
Things You Shall Never Hear A Woman Say
EP#L 01
What do you mean today's our anniversary? :roniz:
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. :gundani:
Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! :-)
And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! :bhai:
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. :cool2:
Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. :jaspal:
I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress. :gunda roni:
If a woman says ..........
1. If a woman says she's fine, it means...
a)she's had a rough day
b)She missed her boyfriend
c)She realised how many people are much smarter than her
2. If a woman says I just don't have time, it means
a) She's avoiding the topic
b) She knows what she's doing
c) She's trying to trip ya
3. If a woman says I hate you, it means
a) She feels distant from you
b) She cares about you a lot
c) She wants to talk about something else other than sports and politics
4. If a woman says get lost, it means
a) you're way ugly
b) She's really concentrating
c) She's upto something
5. If a woman says I have a headache, it means
a) She's trying to make you feel sorry for her
b) She trying to make you forget about the things she said to you just now
c) She's trying to pretend she's done a great deal of work
6. If a woman says you're cute, it means
a) She's trying to get you talking about what you're upto
b) She wants to get to know you
c) She has other plans
7) If a woman talks about her boyfriend with you, it means
a) She's not at all fond of him
b) She's saying how great you'd be if you were mine
c) She's trying to obtain moral support
8) If a woman laughs at you and says I wasn't laughing at you, it means
a) She was thinking about your...
b) She She thinks she's much better than you
c) She wants to ambarrase you
9. If a woman says Honestly!, it means
a) She's trying to hide other lies with the one she just said now
b) She's scared you might figure out what she's upto
c) She is insecure about herself
10. If a woman says I love you, it means
a) You are the only idiot in this entire world who is prepared to take her burdens
b) You will be easy to handle after that
c) You know yourself, you'd fall for it
Letter to husband
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you
know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I
turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really
didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of
the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you
my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
Anyone can contribute here..
To understand women..
stay on this thread..
N u can share ur experiences too(only if its funny n informative)..
For Now topic is wts difference b/w men n women..
N hw men r sufferin to understand them...
Basics
Things You Shall Never Hear A Woman Say
EP#L 01
What do you mean today's our anniversary? :roniz:
Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. :gundani:
Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! :-)
And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! :bhai:
Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. :cool2:
Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. :jaspal:
I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress. :gunda roni:
If a woman says ..........
1. If a woman says she's fine, it means...
a)she's had a rough day
b)She missed her boyfriend
c)She realised how many people are much smarter than her
2. If a woman says I just don't have time, it means
a) She's avoiding the topic
b) She knows what she's doing
c) She's trying to trip ya
3. If a woman says I hate you, it means
a) She feels distant from you
b) She cares about you a lot
c) She wants to talk about something else other than sports and politics
4. If a woman says get lost, it means
a) you're way ugly
b) She's really concentrating
c) She's upto something
5. If a woman says I have a headache, it means
a) She's trying to make you feel sorry for her
b) She trying to make you forget about the things she said to you just now
c) She's trying to pretend she's done a great deal of work
6. If a woman says you're cute, it means
a) She's trying to get you talking about what you're upto
b) She wants to get to know you
c) She has other plans
7) If a woman talks about her boyfriend with you, it means
a) She's not at all fond of him
b) She's saying how great you'd be if you were mine
c) She's trying to obtain moral support
8) If a woman laughs at you and says I wasn't laughing at you, it means
a) She was thinking about your...
b) She She thinks she's much better than you
c) She wants to ambarrase you
9. If a woman says Honestly!, it means
a) She's trying to hide other lies with the one she just said now
b) She's scared you might figure out what she's upto
c) She is insecure about herself
10. If a woman says I love you, it means
a) You are the only idiot in this entire world who is prepared to take her burdens
b) You will be easy to handle after that
c) You know yourself, you'd fall for it
Letter to husband
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you
know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I
turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really
didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of
the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you
my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
Anyone can contribute here..
To understand women..
stay on this thread..
N u can share ur experiences too(only if its funny n informative)..
For Now topic is wts difference b/w men n women..
N hw men r sufferin to understand them...
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