Diet misconceptions........

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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    Diet misconceptions........

    Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
    A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
    Need grain? Eat chicken.

    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!

    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: Are you crazy? HELLO..... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around!

    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me
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    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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  • kerala
    Weindianvip
    • Oct 2006
    • 522

    #2
    Haha the last one is gud

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    • ravy93
      • Nov 2006
      • 3004

      #3
      nice one sree!

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      • mohanlalfa
        • Jun 2007
        • 26

        #4
        Dude, that was cool

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        • s4sree
          • Oct 2006
          • 4854

          #5
          Originally posted by mohanlalfa View Post
          Dude, that was cool

          you are welcome mate.......... thanks for replying.............
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          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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          • parthas
            • Oct 2006
            • 27

            #6
            all of dem r really gud!
            thankz 4 sharing!

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            • christeena_4_u
              Weindianvip
              • Nov 2006
              • 1280

              #7
              lzzz... omg!!... gr8 1 sree... hheeeeheee.... whaless!!!

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              • s4sree
                • Oct 2006
                • 4854

                #8
                Originally posted by christeena_4_u View Post
                lzzz... omg!!... gr8 1 sree... hheeeeheee.... whaless!!!

                hey,..thanks for the complimet...and you are always welcome
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                If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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                • raj50543
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 95

                  #9
                  A good joke, i like the alcohol part

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                  • s4sree
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 4854

                    #10
                    thanks for replying mate......
                    even i like the alcohol part verymuch
                    ******************************
                    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                    **************************************

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                    • sparrow
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 3974

                      #11
                      he he chocolate one is gud
                      Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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                      • meerahul
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 158

                        #12
                        ...kalakki tto!!!!!....aaa chocolate part adipolli!! [i wish my mom wud understand it!...]... .. sree...
                        Last edited by meerahul; 3 August 2007, 21:52.
                        " Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation..... "

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