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Husband to Wife: If you could learn how to cook, we could fire the cook
and save some money.
Wife to Husband: If you could learn to make love, we could fire the driver.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill
Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
That is how Indians do business.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the
ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The
Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side,sir.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her
so much that he
would go through hell for her. They got married and now
he is going thru hell.
Fact of life
ne woman brings you into this world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your
life!
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!
and save some money.
Wife to Husband: If you could learn to make love, we could fire the driver.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill
Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
That is how Indians do business.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the
ash.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The
Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side,sir.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her
so much that he
would go through hell for her. They got married and now
he is going thru hell.
Fact of life
ne woman brings you into this world crying &the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your
life!
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!
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