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  • stephin
    • Jun 2011
    • 405

    My sms collections

    Code:
    Guess
    The Minimum Area with Maximum number of color paints
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Girl face
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    The pain of losing loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when
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    Biscuit falls into tea due to over dipping
    Next update, when i will get
  • stephin
    • Jun 2011
    • 405

    #2
    Re: My sms collections

    Code:
    Three Words That Can Totally Change Ur Mood:
    
    I LOVE U..
    
    I HATE U..
    
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    The Best One..
    
    FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR..

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    • ~IronMan~
      Admin
      • Nov 2006
      • 21300

      #3
      Re: My sms collections

      great thread.... i wonder where this will fit best here in jokes or in mobilezone...its jokes sms but used in mobiles
      DONATE & SUPPORT US




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      • stephin
        • Jun 2011
        • 405

        #4
        Re: My sms collections

        Which country in the world has largest english speaking people?
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        Daytime- USA

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        LATE EVENING,

        After 3 pegs- INDIA....!

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        • stephin
          • Jun 2011
          • 405

          #5
          Re: My sms collections

          Females keep on saying, "ALL MEN R THE SAME"
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          I Say,
          If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
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          Hv any answer?

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          • stephin
            • Jun 2011
            • 405

            #6
            Re: My sms collections

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            Who wins when a Girl and a Boy fight while they are in a relationship ??
            
            
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            ARCHIES GALLERY !! :-P :D
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            Wife-Hi,Did You Eat?
            Husband-Did You Eat?
            
            Wife-Are You Copying Me?
            
            Husband-Are u Copying Me?
            
            Wife-I Love You!
            
            Husband-Yes,I Already Ate. :D

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            • stephin
              • Jun 2011
              • 405

              #7
              Re: My sms collections

              Code:
              Beauty is nt wat is seen outside..the true beauty lies within...
              So alwys wear branded undrwear n nt roadside chaddis...!!:

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              • stephin
                • Jun 2011
                • 405

                #8
                Re: My sms collections

                Code:
                A computer is an electronic device THAT WILL NOT REPLACE PEOPLE until it learns 2 laugh at d Boss's joke & blame its mistakes on another Computer....

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                • stephin
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 405

                  #9
                  Re: My sms collections

                  Code:
                  Teacher: Which Is d  best month to study?
                   Student: Octembruary! Teacher: Don b silly, der's no such month 
                  Student: my point Exactly!

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                  • stephin
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 405

                    #10
                    Re: My sms collections

                    Code:
                    Tintu: 2 divasm munpu njan mathram veettil ullapo achan kinattil veenu, orupadu pariku patti. Orupadu ocha vechu..
                    
                    Pinki: ippo engane undeda achanu?
                    
                    Tintu: ippo kuzhapamillennu thonnunu. Innale muthal kinattil ninnu ocha onnum illa..!!!

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                    • stephin
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 405

                      #11
                      Re: My sms collections

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                      When i was at School,Someone Stole my rough note.
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                      "OXFORD Dictionary" Crazy people...!
                      
                      No Claps plz.!

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                      • stephin
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 405

                        #12
                        Re: My sms collections

                        Code:
                        What is another painful sentence by our friend other than
                        
                        
                        'I hate you.'
                        
                        
                        
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                        "I finished studying",did yu??
                        
                        
                        
                        Hurts a lot

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                        • stephin
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 405

                          #13
                          Re: My sms collections

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                          What r the most powerful three words other than "I LOVE U"???
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                          SALARY IS CREDITED

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                          • stephin
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 405

                            #14
                            Re: My sms collections

                            Code:
                            Seeing a Cockroach in your Sandwich is not a
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                            But Seeing Only Half Part of the Cockroach in your 
                            
                            Sandwich can surely be a problem..

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                            • stephin
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 405

                              #15
                              Re: My sms collections

                              Code:
                              NEWTON'S 4th Law:
                              "Every Book Continues To B In D State Of Rest Or Covered By Dust,Unless An External Or Internal Exam Is Announced By University

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