Prithiraj Jokes- More fun jokes from Rajappan

Prithiraj and the god

Bush asks god,

"When will Iraq be mine?"
...
God:Not in UR life
time.(Bush cries)

Musharaf asks god,

"When will kashmir be in
Pakistan?"

God:Not in UR life time.(Musharaf cries)

Prithviraj
asks god,"When will I become super star?"

This time god cries &
says,

"Not in MY life time..."

Kunji kuyil: Amme enne koovan padippichu tharamo?

Amma: Mole nee
innu PRITHVIRAJINTE CHATHANJA MONTHA poyi kandal mathi koovan thaniye
padicholum..


After The Mega-Flop of LOLLYPOP, at Shafi's house

Shafi's Wife : Poi
marketil chenn pachchakrri medichond vaa, curry vaykkande?
Shafi: Ho,
Vayya, Padam Potti, porath irangaan naanakeda,
Wife: Oru Karyam
chey, ente Churidarum Salwarum itto, aarum kandaal thirich ariyilia
Shafik

[Shafi wears the churidar and gets into the bus to go to
market, on the way to home he sits next to a lean lady in the bus, the
girl stares at him for sometime and asks]

Girl: Director shafi sir alle?
Shafi: Ya, aarodum parayanda, engane manasilaai?
Girl: Sirum Aarodum parayanda, njan Prithviraja

AT A VETENARY DOCTORS HOSPITAL

MAN: SIR ENTE POOVAN KOZHI KUUVUNILLA

DOCTOR:PEEDIKANDA UDANNE 'CALENDAR' FILM KANNICHAL MATHI

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