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If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken.
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
Amen.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken.
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
Amen.
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