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I made a cup of tea specially for u. there is no sugar, but don't worry, the sender is too sweet. Good morning.
Look out of ur window, u will see so many little stars smiling at u. They r not just smiling, i have asked them 2 wish u a very cute Good Night.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one fool is now holding his mobile in his hand
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
DID I MISSED OUT SOMETHING?
YES, I AM MISSING "U"
Great calculation only 20% boys have brains. Rest have girlfriends
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
sweet heart is a special word for love, love is a special word for care, care is a special word for friend, and the friend is a special word for u.
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning
Best end is fri'end', best stand is under'stand', best age is cour'age', best work is hard'work', best day is to'day'. Think best n b d best!
My phone has limited memory but my heart has unlimited memory for a good friend like you.
Da count these stars fast ************************************************** **********
Enni kazhinjo?
Eppol manasilayile ennodu kalichal ninne nakshathram ennikkum.
So sweet is your SMILE..... so sweet is your STYLE..... so sweet is your VOICE..... so sweet is your EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait?searching?
searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching TV... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this message.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Look out of ur window, u will see so many little stars smiling at u. They r not just smiling, i have asked them 2 wish u a very cute Good Night.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one fool is now holding his mobile in his hand
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
DID I MISSED OUT SOMETHING?
YES, I AM MISSING "U"
Great calculation only 20% boys have brains. Rest have girlfriends
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
sweet heart is a special word for love, love is a special word for care, care is a special word for friend, and the friend is a special word for u.
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning
Best end is fri'end', best stand is under'stand', best age is cour'age', best work is hard'work', best day is to'day'. Think best n b d best!
My phone has limited memory but my heart has unlimited memory for a good friend like you.
Da count these stars fast ************************************************** **********
Enni kazhinjo?
Eppol manasilayile ennodu kalichal ninne nakshathram ennikkum.
So sweet is your SMILE..... so sweet is your STYLE..... so sweet is your VOICE..... so sweet is your EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait?searching?
searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching TV... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this message.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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