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  • sagasuresh
    • Jun 2007
    • 62

    How to check whether she is beautiful.

    How to check whether she is beautiful.
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    First of all, never consent to marry a girl whom you have seen only in
    photographs. PHOTOGRAPHS LIE!!!! Photography is an art that can make
    HKL Bhagat look like Zeenat Aman. All too often, photographs sent to
    prospective suitors contain only the face. Also, they usually have
    been so air-brushed and sanitized, all the pimples and other
    irregularities removed, that the end product has little in common with
    the original. Also, it is a certain fact that no woman will consent to
    send you photograph that presents herself in an unflattering light.

    These days, in the urban areas of India, it is often the practice to
    take an album-full of pictures of a girl when she gets to marriageable
    age. These pictures show the girl in various outfits, eastern and
    western. The album is then sent to prospective grooms-in-the-states.
    During my last visit to India, I learned from an authoritative source
    that many of these pictures are blatant forgeries, involving splicing
    the girl's head on to the figure of some other girl, sometimes
    professional models. In one case, pictures of a girl's good-looking
    sister were went out instead. Bottom line: do not make a decision
    based merely on photographs!
  • sagasuresh
    • Jun 2007
    • 62

    #2
    Least Romantic:


    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    Oh loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

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    • sagasuresh
      • Jun 2007
      • 62

      #3
      How to make a woman happy

      How to make a woman happy
      How to make a woman happy
      It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
      1. a friend
      2. a companion
      3. a lover
      4. intelligent
      5. a father
      6. funny
      7. a chef
      8. an electrician
      9. a carpenter
      10. a plumber
      11. a mechanic
      12. a decorator
      13. a stylist
      14. a good mother
      15. creative
      16. a psychologist
      17. a pest exterminator
      18. a psychiatrist
      19. a healer
      20. a good listener
      21. an organizer
      22. a good father
      23. very clean
      24. sympathetic
      25. athletic
      Without forgetting to:
      26. give her compliments regularly
      27. love shopping
      28. be honest
      29. be very rich
      30. not stress her out
      31. not look at other girls
      And at the same time you must:
      32. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
      33. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
      34. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
      It is very important to:
      35. Never to forget:
      * birthdays
      * anniversaries
      * arrangements she makes
      Last edited by sagasuresh; 28 September 2007, 23:38. Reason: modification

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      • sagasuresh
        • Jun 2007
        • 62

        #4
        Definitions
        What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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        • sagasuresh
          • Jun 2007
          • 62

          #5
          HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
          1. Bring beer
          2. Hand over the remote. !!!!!!!

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