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  • atcl123
    • Nov 2006
    • 29
    #1

    The good news and The bad

    God called a meeting of Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates and
    said:
    "I've given you all the tools you needed to make a better world - you've
    blown
    it and I'm ending the world in two weeks."

    Bill Clinton went on TV and said :
    "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad
    news is that the world will end in two weeks."

    Boris Yeltsin called his advisors together and said :
    "I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God exists.
    The really bad news is that the world will end in two weeks."

    Bill Gates called his co-workers together and said :
    "I have good news and really good news. The good news is that God thinks
    I am one of the three most powerful people in the world. The really good
    news is that we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows XP."
    Tags: bad, good, news
  • atcl123
    • Nov 2006
    • 29
    #2
    Awesome mistake

    These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive
    days.
    The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake...


    MONDAY: For sale - John has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407
    16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs waite who lives with him cheap.



    TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in John ad yesterday. It
    should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581
    and
    ask for Mrs waite, who lives with him after 7PM."



    WEDNESDAY: Notice: John has informed us that he has received several
    annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified
    ad
    yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - John has a
    sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for
    Mrs. waite who loves with him.



    THURSDAY: Notice: I, John, have no sewing machine for sale. I
    smashed
    it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have
    not
    been carrying on with Mrs. waite. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper
    but she quit!

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    • pulsar
      • Oct 2006
      • 2194
      #3
      hehe nice jokes m8

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      • ravy93
        • Nov 2006
        • 3004
        #4
        nice one
        thnks 4 sharing

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        • teena
          • Nov 2006
          • 5716
          #5
          Nice post mate ..thanx for posting !!!

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          • suresh80
            • Oct 2007
            • 36
            #6
            I like the Bill Gates Comedy.

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            • nessaaby
              • Feb 2007
              • 94
              #7
              he he he he he funny onessss

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              • s4sree
                • Oct 2006
                • 4854
                #8
                you are getting better!!

                thanks for these jokes mate
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                If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
                **************************************

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