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[1] Man who runs in front of a car gets tired.
[2] Man who runs behind the car gets exhausted.
[3] Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
[4] Man with one chopsticks go hungry.
[5] Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
[6] Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
[7] Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
[8] Panties are not the best things on earth! But next to best things on earth.
[9] War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
[10] Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon finds him in cat house.
[11] Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
[12] It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
[13] Man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
[14] Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
[15] Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
[16] Man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.
[17] Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
[18] Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
[2] Man who runs behind the car gets exhausted.
[3] Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
[4] Man with one chopsticks go hungry.
[5] Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
[6] Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
[7] Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
[8] Panties are not the best things on earth! But next to best things on earth.
[9] War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
[10] Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon finds him in cat house.
[11] Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
[12] It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
[13] Man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
[14] Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
[15] Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
[16] Man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.
[17] Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
[18] Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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