What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?
A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..
Never miss it!! :run:
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! :eeswara:
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Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
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A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..
Never miss it!! :run:
*************************************************
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! :eeswara:
************************************************** **
Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
************************************************** *****
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
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