Wife and Husband

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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    Wife and Husband

    What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?

    A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
    & u get the rarest opportunity of your life..

    Never miss it!! :run:

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    Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
    No matter how loud he is outdoor,
    He is designed to remain silent indoor! :eeswara:


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    Man: is there any medicine for long life?
    Doctor: get married
    man: will it help?
    Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts


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    Santa ke lips jale hue the
    Banta: Kaise jale
    Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
    Banta: To?
    Santa: Khushi ke mare.
    Train ke engine ko choom liya :*



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    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

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