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- Sir, our service is extremely secret, thus the agent has to be strong-willed, obey to laws, be cold-blooded.
- I completely understand this, Sir.
- Great, but we will have to check this. We have brought here your wife as well, she is sitting in the next room. Please, take the gun, go there, and shoot her dead.
- No, sorry, I won’t do that. I don’t need this job.
The second applicant comes in. The Chairman again explains him the whole situation and tells him to go and shoot his wife to death. The applicant says:
- No, I won’t do that.
The third applicant comes and the Chairman again explains him the rules. The candidate takes the gun and leaves to the other room. All members of the Commission are waiting for what will happen.
Suddenly they hear a gunshot, than the second, third, the fourth. Then the fifth and the sixth. Than they hear the woman screaming. The doors open, the third candidate goes out and tells:
- Listen, Boss, somebody has put a blank cartridge. So I finished her with the butt of the gun…
- I completely understand this, Sir.
- Great, but we will have to check this. We have brought here your wife as well, she is sitting in the next room. Please, take the gun, go there, and shoot her dead.
- No, sorry, I won’t do that. I don’t need this job.
The second applicant comes in. The Chairman again explains him the whole situation and tells him to go and shoot his wife to death. The applicant says:
- No, I won’t do that.
The third applicant comes and the Chairman again explains him the rules. The candidate takes the gun and leaves to the other room. All members of the Commission are waiting for what will happen.
Suddenly they hear a gunshot, than the second, third, the fourth. Then the fifth and the sixth. Than they hear the woman screaming. The doors open, the third candidate goes out and tells:
- Listen, Boss, somebody has put a blank cartridge. So I finished her with the butt of the gun…
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