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*Humor from Great Minds**
"* As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes,
and
I can't remember the other two...* "**
Sir Norman Wisdom**
"* One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman
that
even a bargain costs money. *"* *
Edgar Watson Howe**
"* A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success!* "**
Doug Larson**
"* A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!* " **
Eric Bolton
**
"*When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
him
to forgive me. *"* *
Erno Philips**
"* I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.* "**
Robert Paul**
"* We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching
them
to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut
up. *
"* *
Phyllis Diller*
*
"*Laughter is the closest distance between two people.* "**
Victor Borge*
*
"* Start every day with a smile and get it over with. *"**
W.C. Fields*
*
"* Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
*"**
Will **Rogers*
*
"* Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't
work
out, you haven't wasted a whole day. *"* *
Mickey Rooney*
*
"* Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a
job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men
have the
same choice we've always had: work or prison.* " **
Tim Allen
*
*
"* I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
happens. *"*
*
Woody Allen*
*
"* Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish
we
didn't. *"**
Erica Jong*
*
"* Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
*"**
Elbert Hubbard*
*
"* Always and never are two words you should always remember never to
use. *
"**
Wendell Johnson*
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"* As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes,
and
I can't remember the other two...* "**
Sir Norman Wisdom**
"* One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman
that
even a bargain costs money. *"* *
Edgar Watson Howe**
"* A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success!* "**
Doug Larson**
"* A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!* " **
Eric Bolton
**
"*When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
him
to forgive me. *"* *
Erno Philips**
"* I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.* "**
Robert Paul**
"* We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching
them
to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut
up. *
"* *
Phyllis Diller*
*
"*Laughter is the closest distance between two people.* "**
Victor Borge*
*
"* Start every day with a smile and get it over with. *"**
W.C. Fields*
*
"* Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
*"**
Will **Rogers*
*
"* Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't
work
out, you haven't wasted a whole day. *"* *
Mickey Rooney*
*
"* Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a
job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men
have the
same choice we've always had: work or prison.* " **
Tim Allen
*
*
"* I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
happens. *"*
*
Woody Allen*
*
"* Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish
we
didn't. *"**
Erica Jong*
*
"* Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
*"**
Elbert Hubbard*
*
"* Always and never are two words you should always remember never to
use. *
"**
Wendell Johnson*
****************************************
hope you people enjoyed this one....................plz do post your replies and suggestions......
REPZ ,.......are always appreciated
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