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An engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates. ?Sorry,? St Peter tells him, ?but you?re in the wrong place.? He snaps his fingers and the engineer finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there, the engineer starts making improvements. One day, God phones Satan to ask how things are going.
?Great,? he answers. ?We?ve got central air-conditioning and escalators now. There?s no telling what that engineer will come up with next.?
?You?ve got an engineer?? God says. ?There?s been a mistake. Send him back up here or I?ll sue.?
?Yeah, right,? Satan chuckles. ?Where are you going to find a lawyer?? :rofl:
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Impressed by how well Airman Jones gets recruits to sign up for insurance, the captain listens in on his sales pitch:
?If you have insurance and are killed in battle, the government pays $50,000 to your beneficiaries,? explains Jones. ?If you don?t have insurance and get killed, the government pays nothing. Now,? he concludes, ?who do you think gets sent into battle first??
More to come.......will be updated here in this thread itself.........keep on visiting
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there, the engineer starts making improvements. One day, God phones Satan to ask how things are going.
?Great,? he answers. ?We?ve got central air-conditioning and escalators now. There?s no telling what that engineer will come up with next.?
?You?ve got an engineer?? God says. ?There?s been a mistake. Send him back up here or I?ll sue.?
?Yeah, right,? Satan chuckles. ?Where are you going to find a lawyer?? :rofl:
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Impressed by how well Airman Jones gets recruits to sign up for insurance, the captain listens in on his sales pitch:
?If you have insurance and are killed in battle, the government pays $50,000 to your beneficiaries,? explains Jones. ?If you don?t have insurance and get killed, the government pays nothing. Now,? he concludes, ?who do you think gets sent into battle first??
More to come.......will be updated here in this thread itself.........keep on visiting
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