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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident ., it?s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ?Wow, just look at our cars! There?s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.?
The man replied, ?I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!? the woman continued, ?And look at this, here?s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of winedidn?t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.?
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, ?Aren?t you having any??
The woman replies, ?No. I think I?ll just wait for the police??
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Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the televisionwhen the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. ?I?ll bet you $10 he?ll jump,? said the first guy. ?Bet you $10 he won?t,? said the second guy. ?Your on!?, he says.
Then, the guy on the telivision closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge.
The second guy hands the first guy the money. ?I can?t take your money,? said the first guy. ?I cheated you. The same story was on the five o?clock news.?
?No, no. Take it,? said the second guy. ?I saw the five o?clock news too. I just didn?t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!?
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