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Water
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
?Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!?
Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ? I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY?
Tintumon: Teacher innale ?A? padam kandu.
Cheetha Koottukar
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: ?da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu?..
tintu:?ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. ?
Medical Shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ?Tony?kalla ente ammakkaa?
Kaattaana
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,?Kaattaana?
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu ?kaattaana???
Achante Upadesham
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone?.
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho???
Eduthal Pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: ?Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu??
Tintumon: ?Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!?
Tintumon As God
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya??
?DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO?!!!?
With Father?
Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu?..
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa ?Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva?..
Food & Accomodation
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum? !!!
Cigarette
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
?Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ?
Tintumonte cool marupadi ? ?Achanalle ? petrol pump onnum allallo ! ?
Fibre Content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil* high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow?..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its? just u, me & the Principal !
Dr Tintu
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
?Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!?
Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ? I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY?
Tintumon: Teacher innale ?A? padam kandu.
Cheetha Koottukar
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: ?da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu?..
tintu:?ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. ?
Medical Shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ?Tony?kalla ente ammakkaa?
Kaattaana
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,?Kaattaana?
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu ?kaattaana???
Achante Upadesham
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone?.
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho???
Eduthal Pongathathu
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: ?Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu??
Tintumon: ?Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!?
Tintumon As God
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya??
?DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO?!!!?
With Father?
Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu?..
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa ?Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva?..
Food & Accomodation
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum? !!!
Cigarette
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
?Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ?
Tintumonte cool marupadi ? ?Achanalle ? petrol pump onnum allallo ! ?
Fibre Content
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil* high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow?..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its? just u, me & the Principal !
Dr Tintu
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.
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