Really funny jokes

Really funny jokes

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
Consul: Oh.......... God!
Arab: Ya, I know it's Good ..for the health
Consul: Guards .take him out
Arab: Guard is ok.but sir, I always do in not out
Consul: Get.. Out
Arab: ok..I will take it out .but sir you need here only...