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- If I save time, when do I get it back?
- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work.
- If I save time, when do I get it back?
- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work.