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Enjoy six short funny SMS jokes
Man : "I want to find out if I have the grounds for a divorce."
Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Man: "Why , yes, if course."
Lawyer " "Then you have grounds"
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.He probably lies about other things too.
The world's thinnest book has only oneword written in it 'everything' and the book is titled:"What women want!"
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!
Why did you hit your husband with chair?
"I couldn't lift the table"
"You looked troubled" I told my friend , "what's your problem?"
He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful",I said.
"What's wonderful? my wife doesn't know about it."
Enjoy six short funny SMS jokes
Man : "I want to find out if I have the grounds for a divorce."
Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Man: "Why , yes, if course."
Lawyer " "Then you have grounds"
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.He probably lies about other things too.
The world's thinnest book has only oneword written in it 'everything' and the book is titled:"What women want!"
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!
Why did you hit your husband with chair?
"I couldn't lift the table"
"You looked troubled" I told my friend , "what's your problem?"
He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful",I said.
"What's wonderful? my wife doesn't know about it."