Short funny adult SMS jokes

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  • kumaranrar
    • Nov 2009
    • 1983

    Short funny adult SMS jokes

    Short funny adult SMS jokes

    Enjoy 3 funny SMS jokes


    Mother asks daughter "How is married life"
    Daughter says with shyness "Like the advt. of British Airways"
    Mother reads the advt. and shocked : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways.


    Ticket checker fined ticketless girls.Jeans girl is fined Rs.100.Midi girl is Rs.50
    Half skirt girl Rs.25.Next girl was fined Rs.0. Why ? Think positive .She had a ticket.


    What is difference between
    1.Girl friend
    2.Lover
    3.Wife
    4. Stepney

    It is simple
    1.Prepaid
    2.Lifetime
    3.Post paid
    4. Coinbooth
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