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Tintumol: TV-yum poyii fridge-um poyii AC-um poyii ellam poyii
Tintumon: V-guard stabilizer illa alle???
Tintumol: illa
Tintumon: nannayii allarunel athum poyene!!!!
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tintu in bio prac xam
xternal: give the name of the bird by seeing its leg...
tintu: i don knw sir
xternal: u failed. tell me ur name
tintu: find it by seeing my leg!!
TINTUMONODA KALI!!!!!!
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Teacher: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
Tintumon: They give milk shakes!!
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Tintumon travelling first time in plane, going to Bangalore. While landing, he shouted Bangalore… Bangalore…
Airhostess said: B silent…
Tintumon: Ok… ” angalore… angalore…”
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Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.
1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proof: Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof
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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….
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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
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Chaya kadayil kayariya TINTUMON avide irikunna flask kandittu chayakadakarranoodu choodichu : " Ee flaskil ethre glass chaya kollum"
Chayakadakaran: "5 glass"
TINTUMON: " Ennal 2 without, 1 kattan chaya pinne 2 ennam with sugar....vegam venam "
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Tintumon is thinking.
padikano
kulikano
chor unnano
atho urangano?
At last he decided 2 toss a coin
"if head-go 2 sleep
if tail-eat dinner
coin nere ninnal kulikaam
coin aakashathil ninnal padikaam.."
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Tintumon at a bus stop….
A man asked: “Kottarakkarakku ippol bus undo?”
Tintumon: “Ariyilla, Adoor Bhasikku oru jeepundu….”
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Teacher: Bhaviyil aarakana monu aagraham?
Tintu mon: Enickku achhanepole Doctor aakana ishtam.
Teacher: Achan Doctor aanalle?
Tintu:Alla achhanum Doctor aakanayirunnu aagraham.
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Tintumon sends a telegram to his girlfriend’s father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:
“uncle, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” answers Tintumon.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” answers Tintumon.
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers Tintumon.
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Railway stationil Tintumon Auto Rikshawkkaaranood :Ividunn Marine Drivelekk ethrayaa charge ???
Auto : 20 Rs
Tintumon : Appo , ee luggaginoo??
Auto : Athu freeya…
Tintumon : Ennaal oru kaaryam cheyy , ningal ee luggage aviduthekk kond pokkoo, nhaan bussil vannoolaam…….
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Teacher: nigalude achande name englishil parayamo?
Tintumon: RED BEUTIFUL UNDERWEAR
Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name
Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI
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caril pokunna achan tintumonod:”indicator kathunnundo?onnu nokku”
tintumon:”undu…illa…undu…
illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…
undu…illa…”
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Tintumon: I Can Kiss U without touching.
Girl: IMPOSSIBLE.!
Tintumon: 20 Rupees bet.
Girl: ok Tintumon kissed her very tightly
Girl: hayy..u Touched me
TintuMon: Inna pidi ninte oru 20 Roopaaaaa….
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Tintumon to kathakali artist: ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam.
Artist:Rs.5000 avum.
tintumon:Rs.2500 taram, Vadhikkanda.. Pedippichu vittamathi..
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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
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Tintumon went to his Dad’s Friend’s home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,”I am Baby and You??”
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!!
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