Tweet
TINTUMON is BACKKK - SIMPLE BUT LAUGH WITH A STRIKE!!
‘CABERA’ dance kaanan poya Tintumonodu Amma: Nee avide kaanan padillatha enthengilum kando?
Tintumon: ‘ACHANE’ kandu……
Dundumol : Randu divasamayi vayarinu nalla sukhamilla, block aayi irikkukayanennu thonnunnu…
Tintumon : Vegam Radio Mango yil vilichu para.. Evide block undayalum vilichuparayanam ennanu paranjirikkunnathu
Bank staff: Mr.Tintu do you want a loan?
Tintu: Give me but leave me alone…….
Teacher: Tintu if we cut a apple into 2 how many pieces will be there??
Tintu: two
Teacher: If we cut a pear into 4 how many pieces will be there??
Tintu:four
Teacher: If cut a banana into 8 how many pieces will be there??
Tintu: eight
Teacher: Correct,if add all this what will be the answer?
Tintu: Fruit Salad….
Teacher: ” students…innu njan edukkan pogunna class test valare easy aayirikkum … !!
Tintumon-” valiya karyam aayi poyi… chodhyavum utharavum ariyunna teacher idhalla idhinapuram parayum..kashtapedan pogunnadhu utharam ariyatha njangal aanennu mathram….”
Teacher : Which is the highest mountain..?? Tintumon : eanikariyilla Teacher : pinne eantha ariyavunne ninaku??
Tintumon : I know the laziest mountain..!! Teacher : Which is that…? Tintumon : Eve-rest..!!!
Jintappan : What is a password..??
Tintumon : Passwords are like underwear..!!
jintappan : How..??
Tintumon : You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers..!!
Tintumon : Vadacke veetile ‘Rajappan’ adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Tintumon: Atharaa Achaa..??
Achan : Paranju varumbhol ninte ‘Maman’ aayittu varum
Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho…??
Teacher: karayilum vellathilum jeevikkunna jeevikale evideyaanu kaanuka?
Tintu: ‘Kallushaappil’. allaathe evideya
Doctoraitil thaalparyavumaayi Tintu Prof. Gopalane sameepichu
Gopalan: eadhu vishayathila tintu research cheyyaan aagrahikkunnadh?
Tintu: thanikku enganaya Doctorate kittiyadh ennadhine patti..
dad-” innu schooil poyitu nee endhu padichu?
tintumon-” give and take policy padichu”
dad-” very good…koduthu vaangunnavan aanu nalla manushyan…ok nee engana padiche?
tintumon-” njan jintappante monthaku onnu koduthu..avante bodham poyappo pocketil kidanna sketch pen ingu eduthu…!!
Maths teacher-”Jintappan has 102 chocolate bars.
He eats 95. pinne baaki endhundaavuga?
tintumon-” LOOSE MOTION … “
jintappan-”da sandhosh pandit inte mugathekku cheenja mutta erinjennu news….”
tintumon-” kakoos kuzhiyieku oru cheenja mutta erinjalum adhinu naatam onnum koodathilla mone…..”
teachr-” gandhi jayanthiye pati endhariyam?
tintumon-” gandhiji valare nalla manushyan aanu. pakshe ente ammayane sathyam ee jayanthiyum angerum thammil ulla bandham enikariyillarnu….”
kukkumol:”da tintu tintu enne rape cheydhuda…!!!”
tintumon : ‘ vegam kure pachamulagu kadichu thinnu…”
kukkumol : angane cheydha Pregnancy thadayan patumo ?
tintumon : ‘ NO ” ninte mugathulla aa sandhosha chiri angu povum…
tintumon-” hello..kelkkunnille? makkalundaya maryadhakku valarthanam..ingane kayaroori vittu baaki ullavante vila kalayarudhu.. avan kaaranam ippo njnagalkku vila kuranju thudangi..madhaapithakal sradhikanam..verudhe enne kondini parayipikadhe nokkan avanodu parayanam..naatukarum paranju thudangi..ok njan vakkunnu…!
amma-” nee aareyada phone vilichu cheetha parayunne?
tintumon-”aa mallika sukumarane….!!
tintumon-”Kissing is like real estate business.”
jintappan-”adhendha angane?
tintumon-”The most important thing is ‘location’….adhu crct allel pani palum!!!!
Tintumon : Hey, I got married
Aarumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich
arumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house
Aarumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside…..
suryamol-” mazha ella vasthukaleyum vrithi aakunnu…”
tintumon-”" ennu vachal?
suryamol-” kanditille pullum poovumoke nananju sundharam aagunnadhu?
tintumon-” hmm..appo nee idhuvare mazha nananjiteyilla alle?
teacher-” cheriya karyangalku naam orikalum vedhanikarudh”
tintumon-” chila cheriya karyangal nammale vedhanipikkum”
teacher-” no..orikalum illa”
tintumon-” enna dhe ee cheriya ’soochiku’ mugalil oru 5 minut onnu irunnu kaanikku….”
tintumon-” ho ee punnungalude ahangaram…
jintappan-” endhu patiyeda?
tintumon-” sree ram villodichappo seetha koode ponu…. krishnan odakuzhal vilichappo radha odiyethi…”
jintappan-” adhinu?
tintumon-” aa kukkumole nokki onnu choolamadichenu aval achanem kootiyada vannadhu…!!
suryamol-” ningal beer kudichu varunna dhivasam enne sundhari kutee enna vilikaaru’
tintumon-”adhe’
suryamol-” brandy kudichu vanna enne aushwarya rai ennu parayarund’
tintumon-”und’
suryamol-” innendha enne rakshasi ennu viliche? innu endha kudiche?
tintumon-” innu njan kudichitilla…!!
jintappan-” kuttikaalam endhu rasamanu alle?
tintumon-” kuttikkalam sherikkum kudichu bodham poya polulla oru avastha aanu…!
jintappan-” adhendha?
tintumon-” aa timil nammal cheyyunnadhonnum namukku ormayilla.pakshe mattullavarku ellam sherikku orma kaanum…”
Tintumonu idea starsingeril selection kitti.Avan aadyathe roundilpoyi oru pattu paadi.
sharat sir:enthada ithu? sangathiyumilla shadjavumilla.
tintu:ente sare,”sangathi” illenkil pinne enthina“shadjam”…..
Teacher: nooriladhikam shabdham purapeduvikkuna oru jeeviyude peruparayuka???
Tintu mon: kottayam naseer
shyamuttan-” endhada oru vishamam?
tintumon-” hey..girlfrndum njanum thammil oru communication problm”
shyamuttan-” endhe vilichitu edukanille?
tintumon-” vilichal eppolum edukkunnadhu avalde husbnd aaneda…!!!
jintappan-” ho veendu exam..engane ezhudhum aavo”
tintumon-” adhinu moonu karyangal orthal madhi…
Look up for INSPIRATION;
Look down for CONCENTRATION;
Look around for INFORMATION….!!
teacher: `I am beautiful`, which tense is that?
tintumon: ” adhendhayalum past tense aavane vazhiyullu…!!
Podimon: Ningaluda veettil appozhumchiriyum kaliyum anallo
Tintu: bharya chooleduthu ene thalumpol adi kondilenkil njan chirikum.. kondal aval chirikum..!
Teacher: endhukondanu ippol Indain ruppe kku moolyam illathtathu ?
Tintu: prithvirajinte cinemaykku aa peru ittathukonda…
schoolil teacher:tintu…parayu indiayude aadhyathe president aaranu??
tintumon:ariyalla..
teacher:enthe??
tintumon:teacherkku ariyilla..pinnalle enikku…onnu mindandirrikkanda…
tintumon: ” enikku sallary kooduthal venam..illel njan povum…moonu companigal enikku vendi ente pirage und…!!
Boss: Really .. . ? Which Three?
tintumon: “Electricity , Telephone and Credit Card … !! enne kolakku kodukarudh…plsss.!!
‘CABERA’ dance kaanan poya Tintumonodu Amma: Nee avide kaanan padillatha enthengilum kando?
Tintumon: ‘ACHANE’ kandu……
Dundumol : Randu divasamayi vayarinu nalla sukhamilla, block aayi irikkukayanennu thonnunnu…
Tintumon : Vegam Radio Mango yil vilichu para.. Evide block undayalum vilichuparayanam ennanu paranjirikkunnathu
Bank staff: Mr.Tintu do you want a loan?
Tintu: Give me but leave me alone…….
Teacher: Tintu if we cut a apple into 2 how many pieces will be there??
Tintu: two
Teacher: If we cut a pear into 4 how many pieces will be there??
Tintu:four
Teacher: If cut a banana into 8 how many pieces will be there??
Tintu: eight
Teacher: Correct,if add all this what will be the answer?
Tintu: Fruit Salad….
Teacher: ” students…innu njan edukkan pogunna class test valare easy aayirikkum … !!
Tintumon-” valiya karyam aayi poyi… chodhyavum utharavum ariyunna teacher idhalla idhinapuram parayum..kashtapedan pogunnadhu utharam ariyatha njangal aanennu mathram….”
Teacher : Which is the highest mountain..?? Tintumon : eanikariyilla Teacher : pinne eantha ariyavunne ninaku??
Tintumon : I know the laziest mountain..!! Teacher : Which is that…? Tintumon : Eve-rest..!!!
Jintappan : What is a password..??
Tintumon : Passwords are like underwear..!!
jintappan : How..??
Tintumon : You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers..!!
Tintumon : Vadacke veetile ‘Rajappan’ adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Tintumon: Atharaa Achaa..??
Achan : Paranju varumbhol ninte ‘Maman’ aayittu varum
Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho…??
Teacher: karayilum vellathilum jeevikkunna jeevikale evideyaanu kaanuka?
Tintu: ‘Kallushaappil’. allaathe evideya
Doctoraitil thaalparyavumaayi Tintu Prof. Gopalane sameepichu
Gopalan: eadhu vishayathila tintu research cheyyaan aagrahikkunnadh?
Tintu: thanikku enganaya Doctorate kittiyadh ennadhine patti..
dad-” innu schooil poyitu nee endhu padichu?
tintumon-” give and take policy padichu”
dad-” very good…koduthu vaangunnavan aanu nalla manushyan…ok nee engana padiche?
tintumon-” njan jintappante monthaku onnu koduthu..avante bodham poyappo pocketil kidanna sketch pen ingu eduthu…!!
Maths teacher-”Jintappan has 102 chocolate bars.
He eats 95. pinne baaki endhundaavuga?
tintumon-” LOOSE MOTION … “
jintappan-”da sandhosh pandit inte mugathekku cheenja mutta erinjennu news….”
tintumon-” kakoos kuzhiyieku oru cheenja mutta erinjalum adhinu naatam onnum koodathilla mone…..”
teachr-” gandhi jayanthiye pati endhariyam?
tintumon-” gandhiji valare nalla manushyan aanu. pakshe ente ammayane sathyam ee jayanthiyum angerum thammil ulla bandham enikariyillarnu….”
kukkumol:”da tintu tintu enne rape cheydhuda…!!!”
tintumon : ‘ vegam kure pachamulagu kadichu thinnu…”
kukkumol : angane cheydha Pregnancy thadayan patumo ?
tintumon : ‘ NO ” ninte mugathulla aa sandhosha chiri angu povum…
tintumon-” hello..kelkkunnille? makkalundaya maryadhakku valarthanam..ingane kayaroori vittu baaki ullavante vila kalayarudhu.. avan kaaranam ippo njnagalkku vila kuranju thudangi..madhaapithakal sradhikanam..verudhe enne kondini parayipikadhe nokkan avanodu parayanam..naatukarum paranju thudangi..ok njan vakkunnu…!
amma-” nee aareyada phone vilichu cheetha parayunne?
tintumon-”aa mallika sukumarane….!!
tintumon-”Kissing is like real estate business.”
jintappan-”adhendha angane?
tintumon-”The most important thing is ‘location’….adhu crct allel pani palum!!!!
Tintumon : Hey, I got married
Aarumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich
arumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house
Aarumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside…..
suryamol-” mazha ella vasthukaleyum vrithi aakunnu…”
tintumon-”" ennu vachal?
suryamol-” kanditille pullum poovumoke nananju sundharam aagunnadhu?
tintumon-” hmm..appo nee idhuvare mazha nananjiteyilla alle?
teacher-” cheriya karyangalku naam orikalum vedhanikarudh”
tintumon-” chila cheriya karyangal nammale vedhanipikkum”
teacher-” no..orikalum illa”
tintumon-” enna dhe ee cheriya ’soochiku’ mugalil oru 5 minut onnu irunnu kaanikku….”
tintumon-” ho ee punnungalude ahangaram…
jintappan-” endhu patiyeda?
tintumon-” sree ram villodichappo seetha koode ponu…. krishnan odakuzhal vilichappo radha odiyethi…”
jintappan-” adhinu?
tintumon-” aa kukkumole nokki onnu choolamadichenu aval achanem kootiyada vannadhu…!!
suryamol-” ningal beer kudichu varunna dhivasam enne sundhari kutee enna vilikaaru’
tintumon-”adhe’
suryamol-” brandy kudichu vanna enne aushwarya rai ennu parayarund’
tintumon-”und’
suryamol-” innendha enne rakshasi ennu viliche? innu endha kudiche?
tintumon-” innu njan kudichitilla…!!
jintappan-” kuttikaalam endhu rasamanu alle?
tintumon-” kuttikkalam sherikkum kudichu bodham poya polulla oru avastha aanu…!
jintappan-” adhendha?
tintumon-” aa timil nammal cheyyunnadhonnum namukku ormayilla.pakshe mattullavarku ellam sherikku orma kaanum…”
Tintumonu idea starsingeril selection kitti.Avan aadyathe roundilpoyi oru pattu paadi.
sharat sir:enthada ithu? sangathiyumilla shadjavumilla.
tintu:ente sare,”sangathi” illenkil pinne enthina“shadjam”…..
Teacher: nooriladhikam shabdham purapeduvikkuna oru jeeviyude peruparayuka???
Tintu mon: kottayam naseer
shyamuttan-” endhada oru vishamam?
tintumon-” hey..girlfrndum njanum thammil oru communication problm”
shyamuttan-” endhe vilichitu edukanille?
tintumon-” vilichal eppolum edukkunnadhu avalde husbnd aaneda…!!!
jintappan-” ho veendu exam..engane ezhudhum aavo”
tintumon-” adhinu moonu karyangal orthal madhi…
Look up for INSPIRATION;
Look down for CONCENTRATION;
Look around for INFORMATION….!!
teacher: `I am beautiful`, which tense is that?
tintumon: ” adhendhayalum past tense aavane vazhiyullu…!!
Podimon: Ningaluda veettil appozhumchiriyum kaliyum anallo
Tintu: bharya chooleduthu ene thalumpol adi kondilenkil njan chirikum.. kondal aval chirikum..!
Teacher: endhukondanu ippol Indain ruppe kku moolyam illathtathu ?
Tintu: prithvirajinte cinemaykku aa peru ittathukonda…
schoolil teacher:tintu…parayu indiayude aadhyathe president aaranu??
tintumon:ariyalla..
teacher:enthe??
tintumon:teacherkku ariyilla..pinnalle enikku…onnu mindandirrikkanda…
tintumon: ” enikku sallary kooduthal venam..illel njan povum…moonu companigal enikku vendi ente pirage und…!!
Boss: Really .. . ? Which Three?
tintumon: “Electricity , Telephone and Credit Card … !! enne kolakku kodukarudh…plsss.!!