i am right now doin the evill laugh-cooking is what i was born for

[jaan_matt]

aight mateys


i come home starving find meslef left with nuthin at home so what i do is zimple
tc bread .. toast it ... if not at least freeze ... kidding
then take eggs add milk ... beat the hell out of it till u dislocate ur wrist .... got some soya .... chuck it in ... fry on low fire cos everyone know segg done on low fire comes softest

put it on toast stylisly ... then take mayo ... not for the faint hearted conservatices and (ppl whu wanns fresh breath all de time) take smalley piences of garlic into it ... mix microwave for like 8 seconds just before it explodes insides... tada ... here u got ur dressing ..... ...

shud be ideal before a date ... nutin better than garlic smellin breath for a goodnight kiss at the doorstep

[Samanthajones]

hehe..like the last sentence a lot..z...keep up the gr8 workj..u have a good sense of voice ketto!!!

[jaan_matt]

well trust me ... i have been at the recieving end .. so i know ... ... no names pls