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1) If a cat crosses u, wen u r going sumwhere it means
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tat d cat is also going sumwhere....
2) Some Romantic Chocolates:
KIT KAT - Kiss In Time, Kiss At Touch.
DAIRY MILK - Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly for a Long Kiss.
PERK - Personal Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH - Most Unforgetbale Naughty Cool Hug.
3) PYAR karoge paresan rahoge,
SHADI karoge shansari banoge.DIVORCE doge devdas banoge,
hamse dosti karoge BIDNASH rahoge...!
4) Om namah SHIVAY!
Om sai RAM!
Wahe GURU!
Jai sri KRISHNA!
Dar mat!
Kisi ko forward nahi karna hai....
Khud hi jap le....
"P A A P I"
5) Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete
hain.
6) Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
7) MASTERJI(Class me)-agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jai to wo puri hoti hai. LADKE-rahne do sir,agar aisa hota to aap Jinda na Hote ...........
8) Kabir ka DOHA..... MISS U MISS U sab kahe, par actualy miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band qu hoe!!!
9) Ek nayi jodi shadi k baad ashirvad lene k liye politician k pas gayi politician bola;hum ashirvad nahi dete,hum to sirf udghatan karte hain
10) Kish kish ke mehfil mein,kish kish ne,kish kish ko"KISS"kiya. EK wo tha jo har "KISS"ko miss kiya.EK MEIN THA,jo har "MISS"ko "KISS"kiya
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tat d cat is also going sumwhere....
2) Some Romantic Chocolates:
KIT KAT - Kiss In Time, Kiss At Touch.
DAIRY MILK - Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly for a Long Kiss.
PERK - Personal Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH - Most Unforgetbale Naughty Cool Hug.
3) PYAR karoge paresan rahoge,
SHADI karoge shansari banoge.DIVORCE doge devdas banoge,
hamse dosti karoge BIDNASH rahoge...!
4) Om namah SHIVAY!
Om sai RAM!
Wahe GURU!
Jai sri KRISHNA!
Dar mat!
Kisi ko forward nahi karna hai....
Khud hi jap le....
"P A A P I"
5) Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete
hain.
6) Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
7) MASTERJI(Class me)-agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jai to wo puri hoti hai. LADKE-rahne do sir,agar aisa hota to aap Jinda na Hote ...........
8) Kabir ka DOHA..... MISS U MISS U sab kahe, par actualy miss kare na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band qu hoe!!!
9) Ek nayi jodi shadi k baad ashirvad lene k liye politician k pas gayi politician bola;hum ashirvad nahi dete,hum to sirf udghatan karte hain
10) Kish kish ke mehfil mein,kish kish ne,kish kish ko"KISS"kiya. EK wo tha jo har "KISS"ko miss kiya.EK MEIN THA,jo har "MISS"ko "KISS"kiya
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