kickbacks when u approach....try hard

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  • sabarish
    • Oct 2006
    • 13

    kickbacks when u approach....try hard

    12) I know how to please a woman.
    ...then please leave me alone

    (11) I want to give myself to you.
    ...sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

    (10) Your hair color is fabulous.
    ...thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drugstore.

    (9) You look like a dream.
    ...go back to sleep.

    ( I can tell that you want me.
    ...yes, I want you to leave.

    (7) I'd go through anything for you.
    ...let's start with your bank account.

    (6) May I have the last dance?
    ...you've just had it.

    (5) Your place or mine?
    ...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.

    (4) Your body is like a temple.
    ...sorry, there are no services today.

    (3) Is this seat empty?
    ...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    (2) What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
    ...what's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

    And The #1 Pickup Line With Comeback...

    (1) Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    ...yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  • Jessfrance
    • Sep 2006
    • 4440

    #2
    Hey

    hehehhe thats really funny!!! (it wud be useful for girls..z keep it up yaar



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    • ninghalkaai
      Weindianvip
      • Sep 2006
      • 969

      #3
      hehe funny one.. Jess to whom are you gonna try this??? (chumma..)
      Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.

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      • jeff
        • Sep 2006
        • 105

        #4
        well that was funny .hey r they real life xperiances ?kiddin

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        • vineeth
          • Oct 2006
          • 98

          #5
          :-)

          it seems more of personal experience than funny quote :-).......but never the less good to read........

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          • remya
            • Oct 2006
            • 25

            #6
            very funnyyy...
            ~
            Ariyyunnilaathmanuragam...
            Ariyendoral mathram...

            ~

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            • sonumary
              • Sep 2006
              • 2085

              #7
              hehehe funny....kolaamm nalla post....keep posting more.....

              ~*~The height of pain in life is to sit near the person
              u love d most .....
              knowing that the person can never b urs ...!!!!!~*~

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              • Samanthajones
                • Sep 2006
                • 5008

                #8
                kolam, nalla post alle???

                this was really funny!!!!

                hope u will post more!!!!
                ~Samanthajones~

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                • christeena_4_u
                  Weindianvip
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1280

                  #9
                  hahahaha... 2 gd m8.. nyc wrk!!!!

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