Newton's Theory of Romance

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  • kevin
    • Oct 2006
    • 353

    Newton's Theory of Romance

    ' Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. '

    First law:

    'A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.'

    Second law:

    'The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of
    the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.'

    Third law:

    'The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals'.....
  • mikelal
    • Oct 2006
    • 63

    #2
    good one man

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    • dannymon
      • Feb 2007
      • 140

      #3
      wow good one thanks for sharing

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      • Jessfrance
        • Sep 2006
        • 4440

        #4
        Hmm kolamz keto! Thankz 4 sharing!



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        • ninghalkaai
          Weindianvip
          • Sep 2006
          • 969

          #5
          hehe nice one, kinda funny.. keep on posting yaar..
          Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.

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          • anusebasti
            • Jul 2007
            • 41

            #6
            really funny. good one

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            • ammujames
              • Oct 2006
              • 81

              #7
              ngan ethu nerathe kandittunde.. gud one mate... gr8 work... thx for sharing...

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              • pulsar
                • Oct 2006
                • 2194

                #8
                oh good theory

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                • ashi1
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 85

                  #9
                  :laugh: Very nice...Really funny...Thank you very much..:X:MAS1:

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                  • MERIJAAN
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 6

                    #10
                    great work kepp it up :l:l

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                    • lini
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 64

                      #11
                      hahaa awsum stuff kevin!!! rock on!
                      Love is like a bed of roses, there are many thorns. The path to true happiness lies in learning to avoid the thorns, while enjoying the roses.

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                      • rashidcm20
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 26

                        #12
                        good theory

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                        • rassel
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 29

                          #13
                          Re: Newton's Theory of Romance

                          i also agreed with this

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                          • jessycheri
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 36

                            #14
                            Re: Newton's Theory of Romance

                            haha nice..

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                            • appoos10
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 173

                              #15
                              Re: Newton's Theory of Romance

                              danx for this one

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