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  • reshmiraju
    Weindianvip
    • Oct 2006
    • 512

    Chemical Analysis Of A Student.........

    I DON'T KNOW U ALL KNOW THIS OR NOT?
    OCCURENCE:ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE EDUCATION PREVAILS.
    ATOMIC WEIGHT:VARIES FROM STUDENT TO STUDENT.
    DENSITYENSER THAN ALL ELEMENTS KNOWN.
    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
    1)HIGHLY RELATIVE IN COPYING FILM STARS.
    2)MONEY CONSUMING ELEMENT OF FATHER.
    3)READILY DISSOLVES IN GOSSIPING AND PLAYING MISCHIEFS.
    4)BOILS AT NOTHING AND COOL IN A MINUTE.
    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
    1)HAS GREAT AFFINITY TOWARDS MOVIES.
    2)UNITY CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY THE USE OF 'SCOLD' OR 'BEAT' ENERGY.
    3)COMBINES WITH ALL SORTS OF MISCHIEFS AND HARMFUL ACTIVITIES TO GIVE DESTRUCTION AS PERCIPITATE AND HARMFUL BYPRODUCTS.
    4)REACT VIGOROUSLY TO LECTURES.
    5)DISPILINE DECREASES WITH INCREASE OF PRESENCE.
    TESTS:
    1)TURNS BLUE WHEN PLEASED AND RED WITH ANGER WHEN HARASSED.
    2)PRECIPITATE WHILE RECEIVING RESULTS.
    3)FUMES WHEN BROUGHT IN CONTACT WITH PRINCIPAL.
    USES:
    1)WEAPONS FOR POLITICIANS TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT.
    2)BUILDERS OF NATIONS.
    CAUTION:
    NEVER TRY TO WIN OVER THE STUDENT BY FORCE,
    TRY TO WIN THIER HEARTS.
  • don
    Banned
    • Sep 2006
    • 564

    #2
    Uhm..very nice thanks a lot for sharing keep posting!

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    • shale
      • Oct 2006
      • 113

      #3
      thanks

      it's very nice,thank u!

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      • ninghalkaai
        Weindianvip
        • Sep 2006
        • 969

        #4
        hehe nice one.. some are bit funny ones.. thanks for sharing those mate..
        Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.

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        • jullie
          • Oct 2006
          • 27

          #5
          thankkk youuu...i havent heard this b444

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          • Jessfrance
            • Sep 2006
            • 4440

            #6
            this is really interesting!! thnkz for sharing mate



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            • Samanthajones
              • Sep 2006
              • 5008

              #7
              these are really nice and interesting!!!...thnx a lot for sharing them...keep up the gr8 work mate....
              ~Samanthajones~

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              • vshajee
                Weindianvip
                • Oct 2006
                • 684

                #8
                thanx for sharing those with ukindia!!!

                kep on posting like this!!

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                • sherinthom
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 28

                  #9
                  good one keep posting

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                  • christeena_4_u
                    Weindianvip
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1280

                    #10
                    hhmmmmzz.. kollam!!! thanx 4 sharin

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                    • rajudavi
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 51

                      #11
                      Chemical Analysis

                      GOOD, BUT FEEL PITTY.
                      Originally posted by reshmiraju View Post
                      I DON'T KNOW U ALL KNOW THIS OR NOT?
                      OCCURENCE:ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE EDUCATION PREVAILS.
                      ATOMIC WEIGHT:VARIES FROM STUDENT TO STUDENT.
                      DENSITYENSER THAN ALL ELEMENTS KNOWN.
                      PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
                      1)HIGHLY RELATIVE IN COPYING FILM STARS.
                      2)MONEY CONSUMING ELEMENT OF FATHER.
                      3)READILY DISSOLVES IN GOSSIPING AND PLAYING MISCHIEFS.
                      4)BOILS AT NOTHING AND COOL IN A MINUTE.
                      CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
                      1)HAS GREAT AFFINITY TOWARDS MOVIES.
                      2)UNITY CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY THE USE OF 'SCOLD' OR 'BEAT' ENERGY.
                      3)COMBINES WITH ALL SORTS OF MISCHIEFS AND HARMFUL ACTIVITIES TO GIVE DESTRUCTION AS PERCIPITATE AND HARMFUL BYPRODUCTS.
                      4)REACT VIGOROUSLY TO LECTURES.
                      5)DISPILINE DECREASES WITH INCREASE OF PRESENCE.
                      TESTS:
                      1)TURNS BLUE WHEN PLEASED AND RED WITH ANGER WHEN HARASSED.
                      2)PRECIPITATE WHILE RECEIVING RESULTS.
                      3)FUMES WHEN BROUGHT IN CONTACT WITH PRINCIPAL.
                      USES:
                      1)WEAPONS FOR POLITICIANS TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT.
                      2)BUILDERS OF NATIONS.
                      CAUTION:
                      NEVER TRY TO WIN OVER THE STUDENT BY FORCE,
                      TRY TO WIN THIER HEARTS.
                      I am Banned for 7 days due to spamming. I am a stupid spammer.

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