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1.Ociffer. Iswear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it.
2.There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
3.Things that i hate the most about people...
..People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
4. I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
5.I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
6.Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!
7.What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN
8.If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
9.I am lost. I have gone to find myself, if I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
10. Person please don't follow me... I'm lost!!!!
11.Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!
12.There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
kuttikalle... dnt b dwn.. sandhoshikku!!! liv lyf 2 da fullest!!! njoy
2.There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
3.Things that i hate the most about people...
..People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
4. I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
5.I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
6.Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!
7.What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN
8.If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
9.I am lost. I have gone to find myself, if I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
10. Person please don't follow me... I'm lost!!!!
11.Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!
12.There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
kuttikalle... dnt b dwn.. sandhoshikku!!! liv lyf 2 da fullest!!! njoy
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