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Subject: MICROSOFT RECRUITMENT!!!!!!!!

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate
is Kunju Abdullah, an Indian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to
himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try"

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kunju says to
himself
" I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Kunju says to himself, "I left school
at
15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room.

Kunju says to himself, " I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but
what
do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other
candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you are the only two
candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
together in that language."

Calmly, Kunju turns to the other candidate and says "Entha Sugham alle"

The other candidate answers "Nee Poda Pulle"

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