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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

    1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

    2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

    3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

    4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

    5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

    6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

    7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

    8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

    9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

    10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

    11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

    12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

    13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

    14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

    15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

    16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

    17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

    **************************************
  • sparrow
    • Dec 2006
    • 3974

    #2
    ."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed" - this was great...

    A nice thread indeed....... it is so true.. thanx for sharing
    Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854

      #3
      Originally posted by sparrow View Post
      ."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed" - this was great...

      A nice thread indeed....... it is so true.. thanx for sharing
      thank you chechi......................

      and youe selection is good tooooo
      ******************************
      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

      **************************************

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      • STALIN
        • Mar 2007
        • 110

        #4
        {All the best means you are in trouble} i think this quote goes to students
        nice post
        sigpic]Pain of missings friends isn't their absence, but its when you think of the good times you have shared and you ask yourself "Will those moments ever come again................."[/B]

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        • s4sree
          • Oct 2006
          • 4854

          #5
          thanks for replying..........................
          ******************************
          If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
          keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

          **************************************

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          • ravy93
            • Nov 2006
            • 3004

            #6
            Dis is really true...
            thanks 4 sharing....

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            • s4sree
              • Oct 2006
              • 4854

              #7
              thanks sera.................................
              ******************************
              If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
              keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

              **************************************

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              • jojijoseph
                • Nov 2006
                • 66

                #8
                thanks a lot for all this keep it up
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                • sonish
                  Weindianvip
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 1343

                  #9
                  Very good ones thanks 4 sharing.

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                  • s4sree
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 4854

                    #10
                    Thanks ....sonish And Joji.............
                    Thanks For Replying
                    ******************************
                    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                    **************************************

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                    • teena
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5716

                      #11
                      Njan ethu select cheyyum ennula gunfusionil anu ...hehe...anywayz nice post ..thanx a ton

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                      • s4sree
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 4854

                        #12
                        thanks chechiz.........................
                        ******************************
                        If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                        keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                        **************************************

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