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Why are men happier...
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
? Your last name stays put.
? The garage is all yours.
? Wedding plans take care of themselves.
? Chocolate is just another snack.
? You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
? You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
? You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
? Car mechanics tell you the truth.
? The world is your urinal.
? You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
? You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
? Wrinkles add character.
? Greying hair adds attraction.
? People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
? The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
? New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
? A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
? You can open all your own jars.
? If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
? Your underwear is Rs.150 for a three-pack.
? Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
? You almost never have strap problems in public.
? You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
? The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
? You only have to shave your face and neck.
? You can play with toys all your life.
? Your belly usually hides your big hips.
? One wallet, one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
? You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
? You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
? You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
? You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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smile fellas .. looks like i have given u a reason to be happy today
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
? Your last name stays put.
? The garage is all yours.
? Wedding plans take care of themselves.
? Chocolate is just another snack.
? You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
? You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
? You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
? Car mechanics tell you the truth.
? The world is your urinal.
? You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
? You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
? Wrinkles add character.
? Greying hair adds attraction.
? People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
? The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
? New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
? A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
? You can open all your own jars.
? If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
? Your underwear is Rs.150 for a three-pack.
? Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
? You almost never have strap problems in public.
? You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
? The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
? You only have to shave your face and neck.
? You can play with toys all your life.
? Your belly usually hides your big hips.
? One wallet, one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
? You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
? You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
? You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
? You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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smile fellas .. looks like i have given u a reason to be happy today
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