Why I never visit rich people......

Question : "What would you like to have .. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk
please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: Its perfectly okay, "I'll rather die of thirst"