Conversation Between Husband And Wife Those Who Are In Computer Field

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  • gopalnandu
    • Jun 2007
    • 71

    Conversation Between Husband And Wife Those Who Are In Computer Field

    HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.

    WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?

    HUSBAND: Hard disk full.

    WIFE: Have you brought the saree?

    HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.

    WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!

    HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.

    WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?

    HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.

    WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

    HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.

    WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!

    HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.

    WIFE: You are useless!

    HUSBAND: By default.

    WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?

    HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.

    WIFE: What is my value in your life?

    HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.

    WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!

    HUSBAND: Too many parameters.

    WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!

    HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.

    WIFE: I will leave you forever!

    HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.

    WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!

    HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.

    WIFE: I am going!!!

    HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.


    Hope you enjoyed this................keep smiling!
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