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:l:l RADITIONAL ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You sell one and buy a bull .
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows . You retire on the income .
INDIAN ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You worship them .
AMERICAN ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows . You profess surprise when the cow drops dead . You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be branded a threat to mankind . You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows .
FRENCH ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You go on strike demanding three cows .
GERMAN ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You reengineer them so that they live for one hundred years , eat once a month and also milk themselves .
BRITISH ECONOMICS. You have two cows . They are both mad cows .
JAPANESE ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You redesign them so that they are one tenth the size of any ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk . You then create cute cartoon cow images called COWKI MON and market them world wide .
CHINESE ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You have three hundred people milking them .You claim full employment , high bovine productivity and arrest any one reporting the actual numbers .
BANGLADESH ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You know little about economics or economy . You choose one cow as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition .
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS. You don?t have any cows . You claim that the Indian cows belong to you .You ask the US for financial aid , China for military aid , Britain for technology , France for submarines , Switzerland for loans , Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment . You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world .
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Hearing problem... a short story
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he
called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.
"That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?" Again
he gets no response so; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" ;;;
" James , for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"
Moral of the story:
The problem may not be with the others as we always think, could be very much within us..!
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Every morning his mother would wake him up and say ? Get up son , time to go to school ??. Each time his mother would ask him for 2 good reasons not to go to school , he would reply ? The children don?t like me . The teachers don?t like me .? And when he asked her for2 good reasons to go to school she would reply ? You are 43 years old . You are also the principal of the school .?
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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he sees two men along the roadside eating grass . Disturbed , he orders his driver to stop and he gets out to investigate .On asking them why they were eating grass both reply that they are out of money and have no money for food . The first man has a wife and 2 kids , whereas the second man has a wife and 4 kids . The lawyer says to the two men , ? Bring your wives and children , we are all going to my place ?. They all entered the car which was no easy task even for a car as large as the limousine . Once underway one of the poor fellows turns to the lawyer and says , ? Sir you are too kind . Thank you for taking all of us with you . ? The lawyer replied ,? Glad to do it . You?ll really love my place ? the grass is almost a foot high ! ?
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows . You retire on the income .
INDIAN ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You worship them .
AMERICAN ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows . You profess surprise when the cow drops dead . You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be branded a threat to mankind . You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows .
FRENCH ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You go on strike demanding three cows .
GERMAN ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You reengineer them so that they live for one hundred years , eat once a month and also milk themselves .
BRITISH ECONOMICS. You have two cows . They are both mad cows .
JAPANESE ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You redesign them so that they are one tenth the size of any ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk . You then create cute cartoon cow images called COWKI MON and market them world wide .
CHINESE ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You have three hundred people milking them .You claim full employment , high bovine productivity and arrest any one reporting the actual numbers .
BANGLADESH ECONOMICS. You have two cows . You know little about economics or economy . You choose one cow as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition .
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS. You don?t have any cows . You claim that the Indian cows belong to you .You ask the US for financial aid , China for military aid , Britain for technology , France for submarines , Switzerland for loans , Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment . You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world .
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Hearing problem... a short story
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he
called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.
"That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?" Again
he gets no response so; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" ;;;
" James , for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"
Moral of the story:
The problem may not be with the others as we always think, could be very much within us..!
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Every morning his mother would wake him up and say ? Get up son , time to go to school ??. Each time his mother would ask him for 2 good reasons not to go to school , he would reply ? The children don?t like me . The teachers don?t like me .? And when he asked her for2 good reasons to go to school she would reply ? You are 43 years old . You are also the principal of the school .?
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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he sees two men along the roadside eating grass . Disturbed , he orders his driver to stop and he gets out to investigate .On asking them why they were eating grass both reply that they are out of money and have no money for food . The first man has a wife and 2 kids , whereas the second man has a wife and 4 kids . The lawyer says to the two men , ? Bring your wives and children , we are all going to my place ?. They all entered the car which was no easy task even for a car as large as the limousine . Once underway one of the poor fellows turns to the lawyer and says , ? Sir you are too kind . Thank you for taking all of us with you . ? The lawyer replied ,? Glad to do it . You?ll really love my place ? the grass is almost a foot high ! ?
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