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  • s4sree
    • Oct 2006
    • 4854

    The Sermon

    My Friend was asked to preach in church during a Sunday Service ...
    His sermon was as follows:





    Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!

    Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.
    THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!!

    That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!!
    That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wife's to divorce!!!

    That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!!!
    That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women,
    and ... brothers to fight with brothers!!!! !

    It is that Piece of MEAT that is more outside than inside ,
    and sometimes more inside than outside .
    Beloved brothers and sisters,
    It is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain ,
    but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE!

    Beloved Brothers and Sisters, that's the Piece of MEAT
    I want to talk to you about: -

    WHICH IS








    THE TONGUE,


    DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS .....



    so mind it..........

    hope everyone likes this one....plz post your replies.....
    ******************************
    If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

    **************************************
  • sparrow
    • Dec 2006
    • 3974

    #2
    Sree kutta... nalla twist ayirundu...
    Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness; bad days give you experiences; both are essential to life-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    • s4sree
      • Oct 2006
      • 4854

      #3
      Thanks for replying chechi................

      appol manasilaayallo.....beware of the Tongue
      ******************************
      If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
      keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

      **************************************

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      • teena
        • Nov 2006
        • 5716

        #4
        hehe

        gollam tto...superb post !!!

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        • sivaadarsh
          • Jul 2007
          • 373

          #5
          really a meaty affair...........good post bro
          Regards.

          Siva Adarsh

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          • s4sree
            • Oct 2006
            • 4854

            #6
            thank you teenaz and siva............

            pinney ,..reply okkey kurachu koodi kootam tto.......ivide sthalathinu kshaamam onnum illla...so u guys can write more than 2-3 sentences
            ******************************
            If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
            keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

            **************************************

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            • sivaadarsh
              • Jul 2007
              • 373

              #7
              naakinnu nalla balam undu ille? kozhappam illa..........idine kurichu adhigam parayaan pooyaal chelappol TOS violation undaagan saadhyam ondu.

              kurachu twisted aarunallooo ee joke anyway its
              Regards.

              Siva Adarsh

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              • s4sree
                • Oct 2006
                • 4854

                #8
                hmm..ya thats true....
                but i posted it here not as a joke ...infact....i felt this is actually true....
                ******************************
                If there ever comes a day When we can't be together
                keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

                **************************************

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                • malavika1
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 123

                  #9
                  ha..ha./. kollalo...:laugh:

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