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How women are conditioned
Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before, then got their behaviour and lifestyles changed once their vows were exchanged.
Finally, the riddle is solved. A social scientist has arrived at this simple and logical conclusion.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar, and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down, undergoes a conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli - Aisle, Altar, Hymn.
She becomes mesmerised as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . . . . . .
Then finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.
She looks up at him lovingly, smiles sweetly and thinks, "I'll Alter Him."
Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before, then got their behaviour and lifestyles changed once their vows were exchanged.
Finally, the riddle is solved. A social scientist has arrived at this simple and logical conclusion.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar, and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down, undergoes a conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli - Aisle, Altar, Hymn.
She becomes mesmerised as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . . . . . .
Then finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.
She looks up at him lovingly, smiles sweetly and thinks, "I'll Alter Him."
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